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Slide On The Ice

“Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice: Pull down your pants and slide on the ice.”

So goes one of the most memorable quotes from the television series M*A*S*H, spoken by Dr. Sidney Freedman, as he reminds the camp to remember to take time to enjoy life every so often.

If there’s one thing that I remember about this time one year ago, it’s that I was quite nervous and anxious about the uncertainty that lay ahead of me. For the first time, i was leaving pretty much everything familiar in my life behind, and had absolutely no idea what my life was going to be like even a week away. And it was with these thoughts that I arrived at American University, and launched myself headfirst into a bunch of general-education classes (read: classes that helped me figure out what I don’t want to do with my life), an insane and needless late-night impeachment scuffle, surviving through the snowiest winter in District of Columbia history, organizing a televised presidential debate (and almost losing my sanity doing so), and quite a bit more. Throw in seven (count them, seven) all-nighters, six of which were during the final six weeks of spring classes, and a bunch more late-nighters throughout the year, plus a truckload of papers and homework, adjusting to living away from home, and all of that, and I had one hell of a freshman year.

And that is why I bring up Dr. Freedman’s quote to start off this post, because that’s what I want the theme of my sophomore year to be. This year is going to be different. This year is going to be enjoyable. This year I’m going to take things less seriously and enjoy my time at American University.
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My August Pre-Travelogue

Sorry for the nearly-one-month absence from this blog; let’s just say that I’ve had my hands full during the latter part of summer. Of course, tomorrow I’m planning to kick out a bigger blog post wrapping up the summer and looking ahead to my Fall 2010 semester, as I sojourn back to AU once again. However the story of my multi-faceted travel plans next week warrants its own blog post, especially since I like talking about itineraries so much.

I’ll cut to the chase first — I’m flying back to Washington, DC on Monday. I’m taking off on Southwest Flight #1142, departing San Francisco (SFO) at 9:50 AM and arriving in Phoenix (PHX) at 11:45 AM. Then, after a long two-and-a-half-hour layover there, I’m hopping on flight #155 at 2:15 PM, which will arrive at Baltimore at 9:35 PM.

But from here is where the story gets interesting. Originally, I had planned from there to hop on a Metrobus, then hop on Metro, then hop on the AU shuttle to get back to AU, getting in at around a quarter after midnight. Late, yes, but I would be able to check into my dorm, since after all last year I arrived at AU two days earlier.
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OSCONvasion 2010: Let the Portlandvasion Begin…

Last year, I organized a phpBB users meetup for the first time coinciding with the O’Reilly Open Source Convention, called OSCONvasion 2009, thanks to the fact that OSCON was in San Jose. It wasn’t a huge meetup, but it was a great experience to get to meet with a number of the colleagues whom I’ve worked with over the internet, and it was a lot of fun. And we resolved that we wanted to plan this again for 2010, and maybe even see if the phpBB project could sponsor a booth.

Well, this year, OSCON moved back up to Portland, Oregon. So, unperturbed, we made plans last January to follow it up to Portland, and will be having yet another OSCONvasion 2010 meetup this week. Plus, the phpBB teams are also going to hosting their own booth there yet again.

Of course, in order to get to Portland, there is one added variable appearing on my radar that I didn’t have to worry about last year: travel. However, I’m actually really looking forward to this one, because for the first time, I’m not going to be flying out of state; I’m going to be taking the train! Specifically the Amtrak Coast Starlight, on a 19-hour ride to Portland from San Jose. (I’m departing from San Jose because of this pesky thing called the San Francisco Bay that gets in the way of trains on the peninsula. It’s actually kinda cool, because I can joke that I’m running the “Olympic Relay” from last year’s OSCONvasion to this year’s!)

When I depart on Monday evening, I’ll first be taking Caltrain to get to San Jose, departing San Mateo at 6:57 PM and arriving at San Jose at 7:32 PM, comfortably early. My Amtrak train will then depart at 8:39 PM, and arrive in Portland on Tuesday at 3:40 PM.

While in Portland, I’m actually staying with a friend, Lorelle VanFossen, whom I’ve gotten to know well at past WordCamp San Francisco events and who lives in the Portland area. After the long bout of travel, I’ll meet up with her at the train station, and won’t have anything else planned to do on Tuesday.

Of course, the awesome thing about OSCON is all the amazing stuff available for free (mostly on Wednesday & Thursday). Not only is there an amazing Expo Hall with some of the best in the open source software ecosphere, but also a number of free sessions, attendee-organized Birds of a Feather sessions, and lots more. In between bouts of volunteering at the phpBB booth, I’m also going to be roaming around the expo hall interviewing folks at the booths for special episodes of phpBB Weekly (hopefully involving video).

The OSCONvasion 2010 festivities take place on Thursday, with a schedule quite similar to last year. Once again, I will be moderating a special phpBB “Berties of a Feather” session as the main attraction for OSCONvasion. (It’s really a Birds of a Feather session, but we like to rename it after Bertie, our mascot.) A number of presentations are on-deck for our hour-long session, which we are planning to once again stream live via phpBB Weekly (hopefully with live video, or at least live audio). After the BoF, we’ll have an open group dinner at the nearby Burgerville restaurant.

Finally, on Friday, we’re going to meet at the Convention Center and then go for a group visit to the Oregon Museum of Science & Industry, which should be a fun experience. (Last year, we went to the San Jose Tech Museum on kind of an impromptu decision, so I thought, why not plan for the same kind of idea this year?) After the OMSI and lunch, I’ll be heading back over to Portland Union Station to catch my return Coast Starlight train, departing at 2:25 PM and arriving in San Jose at 9:55 AM on Saturday. From there I’ll take Caltrain back up the peninsula, completing my four-and-a-half day trip.

This year’s OSCONvasion doesn’t quite look like it will be as big as last year, or maybe it will be about the same. These smaller meetups really are hit-or-miss, especially given that we’re doing it as part of a larger convention, where really anyone could come along and join us. But one thing that I learned last year is that size doesn’t matter. What matters is the experience, and getting to interact face-to-face with colleagues whom you’ve previously only gotten to interact with through a computer screen. It’s a unique and special opportunity, and I’m really looking forward to it.

Oh, and the nineteen hour train rides. I’ve always loved trains, but have never ridden on one for more than two-and-a-half hours before. That should be an interesting experience, and may very well cause me to spit out a number of follow-up blog posts.

So with that, it’s T minus 43 hours until my “All Aboard,” so keep following me on Twitter as I start my trek up along the West Coast! Maybe I’ll see you there. :)

[Series of YouTubes] iPhone Antenna Song

Sometimes it just takes someone to say something incredibly obvious to make the world realize how short-sighted it really is. And if that someone can come up with a creative way of saying it, like in a joke, or in this case, in a song, then they really deserve kudos.

Apparently Steve Jobs thought so, and I couldn’t agree more. And so, even though its obviously going to ricochet to become the hottest YouTube video, I felt that it deserved recognition in my Smorgasbord Series of YouTubes, because I want to be able to look back at my archives years from now and stumble upon this video, and remember how happy I was that someone finally got the correct moral of the story out of this whole iPhone antenna jumble.

“If you don’t want an iPhone 4, don’t buy it. If you bought one and you don’t like it, bring it back.”

Figuring Out Social Media

Cross-posted from the Tech tAUk Blog

Long-time viewers/readers know that there’s one person in the tech industry whom I idolize. No, it’s not Steve Jobs. Not Bill Gates. Not even the genius creators behind The Joy of Tech. It is New York Times Technology Columnist and CNBC Contributor David Pogue.

I idolize him because when it comes to covering the latest trends and gadgets in tech, Pogue does it right. He cuts through all the complex specifications and marketing hype that the tech industry spits out and goes straight to the point. And on his videos that he produces for CNBC and the NYT website, he throws in a healthy dose of humor to help him say his piece.

Pogue’s column in today’s paper, “For Those Facebook Left Behind,” is a very well-written article for those who are still unfamiliar with all of this social networking stuff. Sure, social networking has become second nature for those of us who use it all of the time. Heck, my first instinct when I read this article was to tweet about it, but I stopped myself when I realized the irony of using Twitter to link to an article that was written for people who have no idea what Twitter is.

But even so, I would highly recommend reading the article, as you may still learn a few things about social networks that you aren’t using. I for one have never touched LinkedIn or Foursquare and really had no idea what those services were for, partly because I’ve never bothered to check them out myself, before reading this article. Or maybe you’ve got some friends or relatives who are still in the dark about social media. Or if nothing else, watch the embedded video. It’s quite entertaining to see David Pogue in a dress.

If that didn’t grab your attention, well…